GROSS

I hate to say anything bad about Yankees past, present or future, but I can't help myself. A-Rod turned out to be one disloyal, money-grubbing douchebag, am I right? There had to be a contract for $350 Million over ten years on the table for him to even talk to the Yankees. And, to top off the cake, he is now saying that if he had his pick of all the teams he would choose to play for the Red Sox!! It was bad enough when Giuliani announced that he was going to root for the Sox in the World Series. But, he is a known politically motivated douchebag. I was caught off guard by Rodriguez. Maybe he hyp-no-tized me with his gorgeous green eyes, I don't know. I do know this - green eyes aren't why I watch baseball (for the most part).

Aren't we all forgeting a little something called the biggest and best rivalry in all of sports? I mean, just because we can't gleefully chant 1918 anymore doesn't mean that we all of a sudden are OK with Boston.

LOOKS LIKE I'M A ROCKIES FAN NOW

In other news, there has been a Miller Chill sitting in Wyatt's fridge for three days that has my name on it. I bought it on Sunday and still have not had but a sip. Why? I passed it up on Sunday at the Breakup Breakdown band meeting in which we ate Chinese food and decided on the order for our upcoming full length (boy, is it ever) album. I believe my exact words were "I'm not up for it". Odd decision. Anyhoozers, I will drink it tonight and report back tomorrow on how much I loved it.

HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A YANKEES FAN?

Right now, I'm not only a Yankees fan but also a Anbody-who's-playing-Boston fan. I hate the Red Sox, particularly Manny Ramirez. Nice single last night, btw, Manny. Jerk. Here he is pictured with his personal barber, LMonstro (As hard as I tried I couldn't convince Wyatt that LMonstro was a stupid name.):




Lately the Anbody-who's-playing-Boston has been Cleveland. I love this team! They have charm! Personality! Talent! Grady Sizemore is not hurting their cause, either. Have you seen his lips? Luscious doesn't do them justice.



Anyway, I'm sad about Joe Torre and I hate the BoSox but I still think this guy is funny:

DON'T BE LIKE THAT

I'm home sick because I have a goiter growing out of my neck and I'm watching Martha Stewart. I should mention, before I go any further, that I really like Martha Stewart. I've been a fan since way back when. But, today things changed a little. Today, Martha Stewart bad-mouthed the New York Yankees. She claims to be a fan and then says that she's "angry" about how the season is going. She then alludes to the fact that the problem is managerial. No real fan would express anger at their team. You support your team through the tough times. You sympathize with their hardships.

And, how can she say anything bad about Joe Torre? He led the team to win the AL East 10 times not to mention 4 World Series'! And, he's never been incarcerated. Can you say that, Martha? Hmmm??

I call you out Martha: when was the last time you actually watched a Yankees game? Do you know who their starting first baseman is?

I love you Martha. I do. Your Pate Brisee recipe is the one I always use but, please, don't be a such a goddamn poseur.