EXPRESSED OUR FEELINGS

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HERE!!!

THIRSTY?

You might want to try the refreshing beverage Wyatt came up with today that is made up of half iced coffee, half lemonade. It's called the Robert Palmer.



It's simply irresistible. You might become addicted to it. Some like it hot but you should really serve it over ice. Alright, I'll stop now.

THE SWEETEST TABOO

I can't get enough of Sade lately. I wish her 7 minute smooth jazzy songs would last forever. Thoughts?

SPAM POETRY VOL. 3

This is a good one!! Enjoy!


Countless Count Dracula
I have elephants at home elephants a-plenty
That rule with bitter tongues and siphened hearts
Come at once to me
You, cured angel
You and that stable crew phosphorus lead
Steam cleaned leavening. Stamped darkness, trouble.
Must People
be forewarned upside the head and colors flashing?
Gift of all heavenly saints
Snow seems to drift before turning the corner and melting
Paper paper and torn
Addresses of the afterlife
Emery amity cliff

THIS FRIDAY

I know, I know. Those guys aren't in the band anymore. I don't have blond hair anymore, either. Don't tell me, tell it to the judge. Or rather ThunderTom who set up this show.

Anyway, if you feel like road tripping out to Long Island you should come see this show. Last time we played a show on Long Island a smoke machine malfunctioned and wouldn't turn off! The fog was so thick you couldn't see your drink in your hand. Finally someone found the crazy smoke machine (through the smoke) and unplugged it. It kind of reminded me of the scene in Mr. Mom where Jaws, the vaccuum cleaner, goes crazy and attacks Kenny's Woobie. Only, smokier.

THANKS!

Thanks for coming out to our show at Galapagos! It was so fun.

Next time we'll play closer to our advertised starting time. Sorry. Whatever, you were going to be out drinking until at least 2:30 anyway and you know it. Hee hee.

No pics from the show because Canon was still holding my camera hostage on Saturday. It escaped on Monday to take this lovely picture of Jeff:



And this picture of Wyatt in the middle of saying "Oh no you Di-int, girlfriend!"

DON'T SWEAT THE TECHNIQUE

Here's some pics of me and Jeff rocking the ass off of Royal Oak on Saturday at their Kentucky Derby after-party. Photos by Jamie Mackenzie (who shouldn't be reading this right now because she has essays to write).

WE'RE PLAYING A SHOW!

ALLIE GOES SOLO

I go on at 2pm. There will be free food and drink. I will be playing some of my own songs and a super depressing Townes Van Zandt cover. <3<3<3

MUFFINS

I like muffins. This has been established.

If you search on "muffins" on YouTube you can find this:


And, several remakes of it! Who knew! This one is creepier than the original: