APPARENTLY, THERE IS NO END TO THIS INSANITY

Here is Sharon Stone wearing yet another animal carcass.

CAN WE PUT AN END TO THIS INSANITY VOL. V

Sharon Stone, do you really need to wear a fur wrap the size of a king-sized duvet on your back? I really hope this is faux.

CAN WE PUT AN END TO THIS INSANITY?? VOL. IV

This is a picture of David Gest. He is SO creepy that I have no words. David Gest, who are you? Where did you come from? Let's look at your career, shall we?? You married Liza Minelli and then you showed up at an event wearing a sweat suit that you borrowed from Enimem. That's pretty much it, am I right?

Man, I bet Liza's kicking herself for getting divorced from that luscious piece of "man". She might be kicking herself for other reasons, too, though. "Arthur 2: On the Rocks" comes to mind. But, I digress. Back to David. He almost looks like he could be the talentless and tacky little brother of Luciano Pavarotti (may he rest in peace).

CAN WE PUT AN END TO THIS INSANITY? VOL. III

I am friend to the sophistocated jumpsuit. Really, I like them. Back in the 1980's I would flip through the JC Penney catalog with Midge and look at them longingly, hoping one day to be sophistocated enough to wear one to a rooftop cocktail party in New York City where the man of my dreams would take one look at my jumpsuit and fall madly in love and propose on the spot. Ok, so, I thought about it a lot. I have different dreams now but, regardless of all this, Eva Longoria - you can't be serious! Your wrinkles are KILLING ME.

CAN WE PUT AN END TO THIS INSANITY? VOL. II

Hey there. It's the Fashion Police again.




I am so sick of seeing boys in these plunging v-necks. Can we please put an end to this insanity?

CAN WE PUT AN END TO THIS INSANITY?