HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Try not to get hit with one of these terrifying things on Thursday:

WITNESSED INSANITY

Hey, have you ever been in a fine UWS eating establishment calmly eating an avocado salad and sipping a pint-sized margarita when a random guy comes in and starts throwing glasses against the wall, turning over tables and massacring the place in general??

Oh my god! Me, too!!!

APPRECIATED SOME GOOD LYRICS

I think Woody Guthrie was on to something when he came up with these lyrics:

Hoodoo voodoo, seven twenty one two
Haystacka hostacka, ABC
High poker, low joker, ninety-nine-a-zero
Sidewalk, streetcar, dance a goofy dance

Blackbirdy, bluejay, one, two, three, four
Trash sack, jump back, EFG
Biggy hat, little hat, fatty man, skinny man
Grasshopper greensnake, hold my hand

Hoodoo voodoo, chooka-chooky-choo-choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now

Momma cat, Tommy cat, diapers on my clothes line
Two, four, six, eight, I run and hide
Pretty girl, pretty boy, pony on a tin can
I'll be yours, you'll be mine

Hoodoo voodoo, chooka-chooky-choo-choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now

Jinga jangler, tinga lingle, picture on a bricky wall
Hot and scamper, foamy lather, huggle me close
Hot breeze, old cheese, slicky slacky fishy tails
Brush my hair, kissle me some more

Hoodoo voodoo, chooka chooky choo choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now

Hoodoo voodoo, chooka chooky choo choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now
Kissle me now

Brush my hair
And kissle me some more

Kissle me some more
Kissle me some more

CHANGED MY MIND

A while ago I made a top 10 list of my favorite songs over 7 minutes. Jeff quickly one-upped me by making a list of his top 10 songs over 10 minutes. Scroll down if you missed all that.

I need to change my list, i think. I would like to put "Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" by Traffic in the number one slot bumping Built to Spill out on it's ass.

It's such a good song. There is a very prominent Vibraslap hit in the beginning which I can't get enough of. It is also noteworthy for being the only top-selling song to use a fuzzbox on a saxophone.

It's hovers around the 12 minute mark so I leave it up to you, Jeff, if you want to change your list, too.

Do it. Do it.

DID SOME OTHER STUFF FOR A WHILE

HAD OUR PICTURE TAKEN AT CMJ

Check it out, ladies and gents. And, check out some of the other bands on this site while you're at it.

That's a link in the first sentence of this post, dummy.

FELT THE LOSS OF YANKEE BASEBALL

ALLIE'S TOP TEN YANKEES OF ALL TIME:

10) Mariano Rivera
9) David Wells
8) Don Mattingly
7) Paul O'Neill
6) Derek Jeter
5) Scooter Rizzuto
4) Tino Martinez
3) Babe Ruth
2) Dave Righetti
1) Jorge Posada

GOT A CMJ SHOWCASE

SATURDAY NOV. 4TH - OFFICIAL CMJ SHOWCASE
@ ACE OF CLUBS (9 GREAT JONES STREET, NEW YORK, NY)
W/ THE MATCHES, THE HINT, KADDISFLY, & MORE
BREAKUP BREAKDOWN ON AT 10:30PM

PLEASE JOIN US… COME ON, YOU LOVE CMJ. YOU LOVE US.

WE LOVE YOU
XOXOXOXOXO
JEFF, JAMIE, ALLIE, JAY, AND DAVY

STAY TUNED FOR CMJ PICS